nipple of the lord

this oscar presented to

Quentin TORTELLINI!?!?

♡ Boys with tattoos ♡

chameowmiles:

what if dave does die at the end of homestuck and everybody forgets he ever existed because he is erased from every timeline and everyone gets a happy ending but no one remembers dave he’s just gonE

interrobangpie:

you are being racists against bros

allons-yasshole:

deodrant:

i was never good at geography

not with that latitude

dirtyalec:

sometimes I close my eyes and I can’t see

gligay:

deviantart

scottishshortbread:

kmykmykmy:

Gryffindor: I’m a fucking hero.
Slytherin: I’m fucking badass.
Ravenclaw: I’m smart as fuck.
Hufflepuff: My dorm is near the kitchen.

did you know that vietnam has the smallest percentage of fat people in the world